Human translation back online.....
MR. Dusty's have captured all of the hamsters that have escaped from the Hutton Helper Server and have returned them and added additional shielding to keep them inside.
The ringleader, one of our oldest Hamsters, 3 year old 'Hammy McHamster face' (Never let the truckers choose the names of Hamsters), instigated a secret chew-and-shoo operation which saw the metal server casing damaged just enough to get them out and free from the confines of the server
Upon interrogation of some of the captured conspirators it was revealed that the hamsters, once free, would use the 100+ miles of ductwork that snake through Hutton Orbital to get into a waiting ship and stow away in a container of Centauri Mega gin bound for Epsilon Indi
The plan was ultimately foiled by a curving piece of clear plastic that directs the airflow from the duct into the server room. The escapees were running and tumbling as the clear curved piece of plastic rebounded them back into the room, and at that point, scattered in between all of the other equipment that inhabits the server room
We are now in Limited operation mode as we re-train the offenders and transition them into new roles within the Hutton Helper Server
Hammy McHamster Face has now retired and is enjoying the sights of new Eden up close from the other side of the airlock. We wish him all the best with his long and cold retirement. o7 Hammy
Backround services are all OK, full services will be resumed shortly
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